[later] I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!

https://explainxkcd.com/3073/

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[–] 79 points 1 year ago (5 children)
  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    hey now, if those pineapple pizza lovers could read, they'd be very upset with you right now!

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I imagine all the pineapple on pizza outrage would swiftly quiet down if people learned that the swedes put banana and curry on their pizzas.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That sounds so weird that I want to try it.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Corn and mayonaise pizza. Good luck with that information

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Lol this is like the Chinese idea of American food.

    They put corn on almost all of the pizzas they fed me there and "American breakfast" was just a hard boiled egg and a cold hot dog.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I admit it, that joke was low-hanging fruit.

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