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What does garlic do before it takes a shower? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It takes its cloves off! 🧄

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[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

It’s always a hard question to answer really…

What does the for before? Does it before often? Is it truly the for? Does it or does it not? For?

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[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world [S] 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

It's what happens when I do content for my phone

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[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

No worries, let those without spellcheck cost the first stone.

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[–] else@lemdro.id 3 points 2 years ago

I don't like bow you cast that stone.

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