▲ 726 ▼ I recently found out Shigeru Miyamoto (the creator of Mario and Zelda) likes to carry a tape measure around with him, guess how big things are, and measure them to check how close he was (lemmy.world) submitted 1 year ago by CelloMike@lemmy.world to c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world 75 comments fedilink hide all child comments I've started doing the same thing and it's a lot of fun 📏
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 112 points 1 year ago (4 children) permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (3 children) go over it with an erasable white board marker and then wipe it down. should work on that surface. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago (1 child) Wanted to recommend the same. Something I learned on the job and it has saved me and some colleagues a few times. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] expatriado@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 child) how big were their dongs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago They were of a size that made measuring necessary. Whether that is big or small is something I'll let you decide for yourself. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago Instructions unclear. Penis now covered in white board marker. permalink fedilink source parent [–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Or just cut out the middleman and use isopropyl alcohol, which is what you're doing with the marker anyway, but without adding the extra ink. Basically the same stuff as that whiteboard cleaning fluid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago This. Also methanol, but I'd much rather use isopropanol. I know higher proof (>70 %/140 proof) ethanol also works. But isopropyl is the best/easiest. Just don't drink it....or methanol at that. Also anhydrous ethanol ~99 % ethanol, as it contains benzene or other things you don't want to consume. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DjMeas@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago* (1 child) I was with a friend at Home Depot and I asked if he thought a piece of wood I was holding was a foot long. Friend: Let me just whip it out real fast. Me: What are you going to do? Measure it 12 times? That was 20 years ago and we still laugh about it today. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago Hahaha. Good one. I don't often come up with something as good as quickly. Good skill. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 2 points 1 year ago What were they measuring? Is this for things he was good at guessing versus would often have trouble? permalink fedilink source parent [–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago eh. just leave it. Tell anyone that asked that you found the tape measure, and what kind of man would throw away a free tape measure. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (3 children) go over it with an erasable white board marker and then wipe it down. should work on that surface. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago (1 child) Wanted to recommend the same. Something I learned on the job and it has saved me and some colleagues a few times. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] expatriado@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 child) how big were their dongs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago They were of a size that made measuring necessary. Whether that is big or small is something I'll let you decide for yourself. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago Instructions unclear. Penis now covered in white board marker. permalink fedilink source parent [–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Or just cut out the middleman and use isopropyl alcohol, which is what you're doing with the marker anyway, but without adding the extra ink. Basically the same stuff as that whiteboard cleaning fluid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago This. Also methanol, but I'd much rather use isopropanol. I know higher proof (>70 %/140 proof) ethanol also works. But isopropyl is the best/easiest. Just don't drink it....or methanol at that. Also anhydrous ethanol ~99 % ethanol, as it contains benzene or other things you don't want to consume. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago (1 child) Wanted to recommend the same. Something I learned on the job and it has saved me and some colleagues a few times. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] expatriado@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 child) how big were their dongs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago They were of a size that made measuring necessary. Whether that is big or small is something I'll let you decide for yourself. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 child) how big were their dongs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago They were of a size that made measuring necessary. Whether that is big or small is something I'll let you decide for yourself. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago They were of a size that made measuring necessary. Whether that is big or small is something I'll let you decide for yourself. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago Instructions unclear. Penis now covered in white board marker. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Or just cut out the middleman and use isopropyl alcohol, which is what you're doing with the marker anyway, but without adding the extra ink. Basically the same stuff as that whiteboard cleaning fluid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago This. Also methanol, but I'd much rather use isopropanol. I know higher proof (>70 %/140 proof) ethanol also works. But isopropyl is the best/easiest. Just don't drink it....or methanol at that. Also anhydrous ethanol ~99 % ethanol, as it contains benzene or other things you don't want to consume. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago This. Also methanol, but I'd much rather use isopropanol. I know higher proof (>70 %/140 proof) ethanol also works. But isopropyl is the best/easiest. Just don't drink it....or methanol at that. Also anhydrous ethanol ~99 % ethanol, as it contains benzene or other things you don't want to consume. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DjMeas@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago* (1 child) I was with a friend at Home Depot and I asked if he thought a piece of wood I was holding was a foot long. Friend: Let me just whip it out real fast. Me: What are you going to do? Measure it 12 times? That was 20 years ago and we still laugh about it today. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago Hahaha. Good one. I don't often come up with something as good as quickly. Good skill. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago Hahaha. Good one. I don't often come up with something as good as quickly. Good skill. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 2 points 1 year ago What were they measuring? Is this for things he was good at guessing versus would often have trouble? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago eh. just leave it. Tell anyone that asked that you found the tape measure, and what kind of man would throw away a free tape measure. permalink fedilink source parent