For those who may never have heard this legendary song before.

Probably making sure Mario still has all the bits. That blade seems mighty dangerously placed.

I could be wrong, since I've never watched it, but it looks similar to what I've seen of Golden Boy.

I hate using archive.today, but it's the only archive site I could get to archive it properly.

Does this link work for you?

Not only is The Onion still in business, there are multiple other satire news sites as well.

• Dispassionate Reportorial (the article in this post)
• The Beaverton
• The Chaser
• The Hard Times

I'm sure there are more, but these are just the ones I've seen recently.

Wait, being on the regex makes me extra special? I wish I knew what I did to earn that honour.

Holy shit. I'm on the list too. And I really didn't think I'd done anything noteworthy on the fediverse yet.

I'm hoping it's good, since there were some issues with archive.today modifying archived sites and stuff from what I remember.

Here's an archive of the linked article as well, so as not to give them traffic.

Which is so sad to me. I'd love to meet some of the people I've seen around here. They just seem genuinely pleasant and fun.

And as someone living in a backwards shithole on the Southern end of the globe, I don't really have much opportunity to meet many queer people.

Honestly, same. Looking in from the outside and seeing how fun all the queer folk here seem, I just can't understand how people are so scared and angry about them.