But they're japanese, so the most they can do is knock insistently on the door; something like kicking the door down would be rude. And if you marry, you solve the visa problem and help repopulate. Two birds one stone. Jokes aside, the place is really rundown and also not much "classic/picturesque", looks more like an old factory or warehouse.

I guess you could hide out in the woods, but... then why be in Japan?

Are there large, carnivorous predators in Japanese forests?

No MAGA?