It's just a handy place to put my phone down for a second. Or stash a pen or a credit card.

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[–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

My wife routinely makes me remove car keys or other bulkier things from my pocket because they "make me look bigger".

I love my wife dearly I really do. But she deserved having to put things in her bra. Maybe I should start putting my car keys in the front of my underwear. As a fashion statement.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    We need to bring back codpieces.

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