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Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] [S] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Would I be able to fool the scanner if I completely shaved my member and scrotum, and then tucked my member under my thigh?

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  • [+] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    So TSA is practically seeing everyone naked? Is that for real?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Here on wikipedia it says they don't, because the software is automated and only displays a blurred image.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    What's the point of scanning someone at that level of precision if they can't even see it? Seems pretty pointless to me.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Shorts covered with quartz sequins would scatter the image enough to blind the scanner. Make sure they're mounted with glue instead of metal mounts, or they'll fail the metal detector.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    what in the fuck would shaving change? you wanna go buffalo bill at the airport knock yourself out, but you dont need an excuse to shave your junk, wild man

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You just had to ruin my fun of having an excuse to shave my balls

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    my point is you dont need to be trying to tuck your shit to convince the tsa that you're a chick bro.

    just shave that shit bro.

    i havent shaved my garbage for a good long while. as ive gotten older, the ball hair has increased in density, it might be refreshing to go cue-ball.

    i had a friend (had, as he doesnt talk to me anymore cause he needed to borrow €100 and is always broke so will prolly never pay it back) who was a big evangelist for shaving your shit. he was a bit of a locker room pervert.. anyway he said one time he was shearing his nuts and sliced off like a 2mm section of scrotum skin (not all the way to the vas defferens or anything, just deep into the layers of skin), and he said the blood came out like a ruby red fire suppression sprinkler and he couldnt get it to stop

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