▲ 602 ▼ Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com) submitted 2 years ago by PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to c/andfinally@feddit.uk 229 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 53 points 2 years ago (4 children) How...how are they enforcing this? permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 90 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Its something to charge you with when the cops go on a fishing expedition at your house for weed or whatever else. Its just a punishment law that cops get to use at their discretion totally fairly. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago At least they can fuck themselves while they're at it I guess permalink fedilink source parent [–] superkret@feddit.org 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children) Guten Tag! Ve are from se Small Government Staffel, here to inspect your bedroom. Vere are your papers for sese? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago Herr Oberdildogeneral permalink fedilink source parent [–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago A government so small it can fit inside your butthole. Is it in yet? permalink fedilink source parent [–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) You are sheltering them under the floorboards, are you not? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago* Se Fuhrer will make you all build Autobahn if we discover you are hiding something in here! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago Wouldn't surprise me if they treat toys like Sudafed. Gotta flash your ID to buy one. permalink fedilink source parent [–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 12 points 2 years ago (2 children) "Open up, morailty police!" "Sir, do you have more than 6 dildos on the property?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Which episode is this from? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago Reverse Cowgirl. The one with the TSA permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 90 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Its something to charge you with when the cops go on a fishing expedition at your house for weed or whatever else. Its just a punishment law that cops get to use at their discretion totally fairly. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago At least they can fuck themselves while they're at it I guess permalink fedilink source parent
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago At least they can fuck themselves while they're at it I guess permalink fedilink source parent
[–] superkret@feddit.org 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children) Guten Tag! Ve are from se Small Government Staffel, here to inspect your bedroom. Vere are your papers for sese? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago Herr Oberdildogeneral permalink fedilink source parent [–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago A government so small it can fit inside your butthole. Is it in yet? permalink fedilink source parent [–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) You are sheltering them under the floorboards, are you not? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago* Se Fuhrer will make you all build Autobahn if we discover you are hiding something in here! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago A government so small it can fit inside your butthole. Is it in yet? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) You are sheltering them under the floorboards, are you not? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago* Se Fuhrer will make you all build Autobahn if we discover you are hiding something in here! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago* Se Fuhrer will make you all build Autobahn if we discover you are hiding something in here! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago Wouldn't surprise me if they treat toys like Sudafed. Gotta flash your ID to buy one. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 12 points 2 years ago (2 children) "Open up, morailty police!" "Sir, do you have more than 6 dildos on the property?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Which episode is this from? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago Reverse Cowgirl. The one with the TSA permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Which episode is this from? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago Reverse Cowgirl. The one with the TSA permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago Reverse Cowgirl. The one with the TSA permalink fedilink source parent