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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
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[–] 142 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it's more than 6, but is Christian?

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That's why we will always need human artists

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    You rang?

    A digital drawing of a swiss-army knife type thing but instead of knives and wholesome tools there are dildos shaped like dragon penises, tentacles and other weird kinky stuff. Also two dragon vaginas and a ball gag and anal beads. This is what I learnt to draw for.

    Edit: ... I think I should mark this nsfw. Um. No idea how though.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Imagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Does a straw have two holes or one hole?

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