Programmer Humor

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Seems AI generated? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by General_Effort@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Deja Vu (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 days ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/72814294

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Uncle Bob becoming even worse: (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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rm -rf /usr due to typo (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by testaccount789@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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https://github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee-Old-and-abbandoned/issues/123

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Interview via MS Teams? How about NO. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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98.css (jdan.github.io)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@europe.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

9 comments fedilink

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Billy learned well (programming.dev)

submitted 4 days ago by calango@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

22 comments fedilink

Did you donate today?

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No ChatGPT for sexy time (lemmy.zip)

submitted 4 days ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/68343929

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sit down! (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 5 days ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/45648601

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Bane Mask (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 5 days ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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It was a draft PR too (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

13 comments fedilink

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Tech debt can stay in the backlog (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago by hasanhaja@lemmy.ml to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

53 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32026330

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A box of buttholes (thelemmy.club)

submitted 6 days ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

14 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://thelemmy.club/post/52920696

Source:

VelvetShark | Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?

OG thread

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48956924

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Protest sign in Ukraine (programming.dev)

submitted 6 days ago by eah@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

11 comments fedilink

Obtained from an r/pics post.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dismissal_of_Mykhailo_Fedorov

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A software developer's wife asked him to get a gallon of milk from the store (lemmy.zip)

submitted 6 days ago by RacerX@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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"... and if they have eggs, get a dozen, " she added.

He later came home with 12 gallons of milk.

"Why'd you get so much milk!?!" his wife asked.

He replies, "THEY HAD EGGS!"

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C# tutorial with extra scambaiting (youtu.be)

submitted 6 days ago by aloneguid@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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From the original Leisure Suit Larry age verification quiz (1987) (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Puns that aren't very funny at all (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 1 week ago by sbeak@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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What did Linus Torvalds say after he completed work on the first Linux kernel?

I'm Finnishd!

Norway, you might say, that's not a very good joke! Well, let me Sweden the deal with some more puns:

Why did the programmer fail their Python test? Their skills were Rusty.

What is John Programmer's favourite superhero-themed golf club? The Flash Drive!

What grade did the senior dev get in Computer Science? C, because their memory was unsafe.

What is a Linux user's favourite way to design a project? Pseudocode

why?

sudo code.

Why are male sheep so forgetful? Their memory is volatile

why?

Male sheep are often called rams, which can be confused for the word RAM, or random access memory. RAM is volatile, meaning information stored is lost after shutdown.

Why did the programmer go to the dentist? They had Bluetooth issues!

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Works for slugs too (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 week ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/40424835

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Apprehension (files.mastodon.social)

submitted 1 week ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/c/mrlovenstein/p/1386847/apprehension

cross-posted from: https://crust.piefed.social/c/comicstrips@lemmy.world/p/58758/apprehension

Source

Secret Panel

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Great job 👏 [Twonks] (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

33 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/49392677

Twonks | Bluesky

Transcript
TW😶NKS

A comic in four panels:

Panel 1. White text on black

AI Design Logic

Panel 2. A guy sits in a restaurant at a table with a checkered table cloth. A waiter stands near, hands behind back waiting attentively.

Guy: Get me a cheese pizza

Panel 3. The waiter returns with a pizza in hand.

Panel 4. The guy gestures proudly at the pizza. The waiter looks less than amused.

Guy: Wow, look what I made!