But he has a phone and Internet??

Existential crisis. No your existence doesn’t actually matter in the great scope of things. It’s ok. Just be you.

Holy shit he has no idea what real life even is

I tried looking it up but I still don’t understand

Of course not, but it’s not because he’s clowning around. It’s because he’s an insatiable narcissist that is social media fodder for deplorable people. Not really very clownish.

He’s not a clown, though? He’s been scamming his way through life his whole life, at the expense of others. That’s not really clownish.

Why do people keep calling him a clown? Genuine question. I thought clowns were supposed to be funny or at least try to make people laugh. This guy is not a clown?

Got banned from Vancouver subreddit for calling those antivaxxer flag-waving idiots, “flaggots”.

Then got permabanned for trying to evade the ban (using alt account). Every account I tried to make since gets banned.

All my round-about ways to use a third party app and just lurk also stopped working recently.

I still dont think calling those crazy fringers and convoy antivaxxers, “flaggots” is not that big a deal. I’m not insulting gay people, I love my homios!

Same. I don't think it was even a valid ban, but so far it's better on this side

Eyes should have stayed the same imo.. robots ;)

It's a feature!

That's exactly what I thought of when I read the post, but don't recall this page being in The Selfish Gene. Worth a read, though! (Better than this trope).

Edit: Apparently from Susan Blackmore's book, The Meme Machine.