It's so rare for me to have to use the modulo operator I'm actually excited when I come across a situation where I can.

Some places are insanely polluted to the point where you wonder how a whole company could be so braindead and essentially poison themselves.

"That's the future guy's problem, my problem is making money."

No need to wonder. That's how.

docker (while you don't need it to host things, it makes your life 10x easier)

...until you have a single extra space character hiding 20 lines into your compose file and the whole thing falls over the next time you try to bring the containers up.

Lint your code and configs every time!