In Oregon where we've been vote by mail since like the 90s you can still vote in person. But we don't really have the infrastructure to allow every voter to vote in person. If those ballots don't get mailed out I imagine most Oregonians just won't vote, and those that do are going to be stuck in never ending lines.

Reminds me of when I was a kid and my brother and I would try to explain our side of the story first in the hopes we wouldn't get in trouble.

My project manager refuses to use hotkeys, watching her copy/paste with the right click context menu takes years off my life.

Highlighting the best part, what a badass.

“I always make sure I have bail money!” Fletcher replied emphatically, as if this should be the most obvious thing in the world.

Did he have bail money on him now?

“Yeah!” Fletcher exclaimed, then gestured broadly. “With this many cops around? Come on.”

Thank you for that, I needed a good chuckle today.

Collect money, convert to bottle caps.

After 100 boxes I finally unlocked paste, but still can't copy.

Yes.

It closed back on November.

where the Republican president boasted about his first year back in office and claimed his party would have massive success during the upcoming 2026 midterms

Why would you cancel the elections if your party is going to have massive success?

Never attribute to morality that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

That's exactly what I was thinking too. Like an iPhone nano or something. The laugh I let out when I saw what it actually was though, I really needed that today.