The only people who are going to listen to this guy are the people that either voted for him in the primary or Trump, so FUCK YEA EAT ALL THE SATURATED FATS, MAGA!! OWN THE LIBS!!
Also, I don’t have the patience for any insufferable twats who are itching to reply “akshully it’s the innocent kids who are gonna suffer” to this sarcastic, emotionally-driven screed. No, I’m not going to feel one iota of badness for saying what I just said no matter what you reply with.