By an amazing coincidence the Saudis gave Jared Kushner $2 billion to play investment fund manager.

Call me a cynic, but when the Saudis gave Jared Kushner $2 billion to play investment fund manager I assumed uncle Don gave them a bunch of nuclear secrets in exchange.

I assume his handlers are talking him down from that every day.

I don't know how anyone fell for this pump and dump scheme in the first place.

I'm guessing he wants a full-blown war so he can declare martial law to put all the protests down and cancel the midterms. For public safety mind you, not because his numbers are tanking and he knows he would get crushed in a fair election.

But I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face...

Bet that was at least a couple of Winnebagos...

Don't have enough time = worried about dummymandering

Just die already.

Citrus greening.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrus_greening_disease

We have Rokus on our TVs and ditched Plex as soon as a Jellyfin app became available

Very on brand for MAGA Republicans, who are a minority in the US.