Some people (~30%) can't separate reality from fiction.

A little bit ironic, don't ya think?

Pick up that can

When purchasing isn't ownership, then piracy isn't theft.

I love that the town I live in seems to consistently mow around milkweed

I started doing the same

Yep, "keeping up with the Jones's" was a phrase I heard growing up in the 1980s

Also, attachment leads to suffering

I remember when I had a P60 and mp3 players could barely keep up

Then winamp came along and whipped the llama's ass

This is one benefit of still using Windows 7

My laptop is still chugging along since 2011, and I totally feel this comic.

It got an SSD to really boost performance.

It still runs Windows 7.

I can't create-react-app because I can't upgrade node to the version it requires.

Chrome doesn't update anymore.

This thing is robust and feels like I've had it forever.

I will be sad when it dies.