That's a South Park-worthy storyline!

Amazing that he doesn't even feel the need to pretend that he is in sync with what the customers want

Do not try to memorize your shopping list, that is a trap. There are too many distractions in the store and you will not think of the thing you need most

I'd say court jester

We always focused on the age-old existential question: "When will we get there?"

It helps to ask every two minutes, makes the time pass faster

Hey, they eat like my nephew!

Thanks for the correction!

Is this real? This can't be real. Then, on the other hand, it's the American president. The guy who said that ancient Rome and the US have always been allied.

Edit:

He did not say that, I was bamboozled again

VW Golf

Why though

Thanks, yeah that makes sense.

Elaborate please?