This is an outdated stereotype. I'd be willing to bet more French speak a second language than Americans.

I heard they make their own fertilizer

Warhammer 40gay

In the realm of miniseries, Band of Brothers is much watch.

Beauty! What kind of handlebar tape do you use?

When I see MF Doom I have to comment. MF Doom's Madvillainy might be my favorite hip hop album of all time. Definitely top 3.

I heard you were on here.

You created a sunset!?

I was watering the garden and sheepishly decided to spray a crow (not my finest moment). It started dive bombing me regularly. So I gave it some banana and we were chill after that. It only took one offering. You could try giving it some soft material for it's nest.

One of my favourite places I've been.

This varies a lot by place. In some countries a 4.0 is an excellent score.