Science is finally providing answers to the really important questions of our time.

Nah, you're allowed to enjoy work. 🧐

Working without pay is still work.

It's funny cuz it's true.

Dang, wow, man that's crazy.

You need less monkey if you skip breakfast. What's not to understand?

The right way to sleep. 👍

You're all wrong. It's Groundhog Day.

Why don't you look it up?

Wtf? He can't just go around and tell the truth. Let's hope he apologizes and that it never happens again.