Be in simunitions course

Am asked to play badguy

I'm in the room with my instructor. He motions me over and says "Make em' work for it."

"What exactly do you mean sir?"

"Pretend you drank a gallon of PCP, k?"

"O-ok"

"Act crazy enough to make them focus on you, that way your buddies can give a nice coat of paint, got it?"

"Yessir"

Immediately start having /k/ related ideas pop into my head

Team of two burst into the room I'm hiding in.

I'm behind a giant box shaped like a cube in the center of a room filled with storage-type supplies

They are yelling at me to come out

stay hidden

as the come near my box I worm my way around to the other side of it, in the dark to stay hidden

They finally catch a glimpse of my left leg and start yelling at me to come out, hands up.

So... I do /k/ proud.

I hop up on the box in SpiderMan pose and scream "IT'S YOUR MOVE MR. LAW MAN!"

He starts laughing while trying to give me commands

His teammate who I recognize as our most worthless, out of shape, fat female officer is not laughing and still shrieking at me.

I look at the guy and say "WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO? PUT HER FUPA OVER MY MOUTH AGAIN?!?!?!" (completely different but disgusting story)

The guy knows what I'm talking about and starts laughing. Loses his compusure and lets his guard down.

I the hear my two Badguybros start to come out from their hiding spots

Lady officer fires wildly at me (me, the unarmed obvious decoy)

misses me enough times that I have time to jump on her like a Facehugger from Alien.

Dude Officer is still laughing but takes out the other bad guys

Our instructor is standing behind the glass wall and losing his shit

I'm basically face fucking the female officer through her face mask

I have taken her gun from her and am yelling, if I remember correctly "I USED TO RIDE BULLS AND SLAY DRAGONS YOU DON'T SCARE MEEEE!!!!"

Finally the guy officer reloads (he took his time) and pops me 7 time in the ass

[–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

There are several different types of pronouns. What you are most likely thinking of is called a personal pronoun, ie. I, me, you, she etc. However "mein" is also a pronoun, it's just not a personal pronoun, but a possessive pronoun. https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pronomen#Untertypen In real life that kind of knowledge is mostly irrelevant, but its quite neat to have if you want to compare different languages and describe how they work.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Unterschiedliche Werkzeuge für unterschiedliche Aufgaben, oder ?

    • Du brauchst wohl integrierte durch dritte geprüfte Software, die dafür auch etwas älter sein kann. -> hohl sie aus dem Distro Package-Manager

    • Du brauchst das neuste Update einer Software, kannst dafür aber Instabilität und geringere Integration (höheren Speicherplatzverbrauch) in Kauf nehmen -> hohl sie direkt vom Herrsteller per Flatpak.

    Besser so als wenn sich Hersteller anmaßen stark integrierte Pakete bereit zu stellen und deb Packages Verteilen, die ggf. andere bereits installierte Software überschreibt. Dann lieber unterschiedliche Werkzeuge für unterschiedliche Aufgaben.

    Mit dem Distro Package Manager meine ich natürlich apt, keiner braucht snaps

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Maybe they are using something like Layer 2 over VPN ? I have been facinated by the same idea for quite some time. Here are a few cool solutions I have found so far:

    Unfortuneatly I am (yet) to tech iliterate to pull something like this of my self. But It sure would be cool for the future

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Oh please, show some empathy. Here's a guy mourning the death oft a loved one and this is the first thing you can think off ? Talking about world politics ?

    We all know Iraq was a fucked up war ! We all know Bush junior blatantly violated international law ! We all know american soldiers committed unspeakable crimes against iraqi civillains !

    But don't say that to somebody who just opens up about their grief. That's just being an asshole, even if you're supposedly correct. Show some decency.

    You can be an empathetic and understanding human being without compromising on your political ideals.

    Pissing off your fellow citizen, leads nowhere but to further resentment.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Why not Matrix ? Its E2E nit just TLS and also it prevents vendor lock in. This way chosing a providor is really about trust and not also about having to chose the same thing what your friends use

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