You have been awarded the triple scrotum for hanging in there.
The trebuchet was inside you all along
The victims appeared to be lower class individuals – easy prey during the Great Depression. Many were known as "working poor" who had nowhere else to live but the ramshackle shanty towns, or "Hoovervilles", in the area known as the Cleveland Flats.
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During the time of the "official" murders, Eliot Ness, leader of the Untouchables, was serving as Cleveland's Public Safety Director, a position with authority over the city's police and ancillary services, including the fire department. Ness contributed to the arrest and interrogation of one of the prime suspects, Dr. Francis Sweeney, and personally conducted raids into shantytowns and eventually burned them down. Ness' reasoning for doing so was to catalogue fingerprints to easily identify any new victims, and to get possible victims out of the area in an attempt to stop the murders.
Protect and serve
Because M. C. Escher that's why.
I roll my odometer back. Haven't needed an oil change in years.
Only if you've been living under Iraq

I kind of miss that 1960s blouse and cardigan cop punching attire.
I think the whole health/fitness tech world is a great example of what's wrong with capitalism. A lot of this stuff is genuinely really helpful and can extend lives, but you can only use it if you're willing to let them sell incredibly detailed and personal data to whoever that want.
In that case I'll say fuck fascists perchance they might fuck off.
Maybe I can get picked up in the wild.
Fuck fascists!