Alt: A screenshot of a Bluesky post by user Lesbian (official) with the handle @reelbigfist.bsky.social. The text reads, "Me, showing a PornHub video to my roommate: 'What kind of eyeshadow do you think that is?'"

Alt: bluesky screenshot. The text of the post reads: "Someone please pay me to cover nothing but rural festivals I'm having THE TIME OF MY LIFE at the Elkhorn Rib Festival".

The post includes a photo of a woman with glasses wearing a pink t-shirt that says "Anal Bead Tug o' War Champion". She is standing outdoors under a canopy or tent, tilting her head back and drinking out of a large glass bottle of Evan Williams. In the background, other festival attendees and camping equipment are partially visible.

Alt: simple cartoon of a femme person. Speech bubbles from someone not shown talking to the person, "you're offputting and you sound funny." Femme person says "thanks it's because i'm neurodivergent and transgender." The text "Work Simulator" is in the bottom right corner.

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Screenshot of tumblr, a chain of posts by the same user.

Post 1 in 2019: Ive somehow discovered egg_irl and im absolutely hate how i relate to like 95% of the posts there

Post 2 in 2019: I genuinely fucking hate it because every single post hits the bullseye every single time

Post 3 in 2024: You fool. Idiot. Nincompoop. Why do you think that is.

Post 4 in 2026: 2 years HRT. Message to everyone: it gets better

I do not believe in the supernatural, magic, ghosts or anything like that. However, I can be very superstitious about tempting fate and won't make jokes or flippant remarks that could be interpretted as such.

For example, my partner made a dark joke about how she'd rather have cancer than such and such. I begged her not to say such things, not because the thought of her having cancer upset me (although it did), but because it feels as if saying stuff like that could make it happen.

Bonus question, do you have a favorite work resteoom that's out of the way and less likely to be disturbed?

I think my record is about 15 minutes and my favorite restroom is located on an unoccupied floor. Currently there scrolling lemmy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alt: post that says "transgender day of hop up out of bed turn my swag on"

Alt text: social media post that says "sorry I can't go out tonight I'm at home sitting down."

Tumblr thread, one user says that archeologists identify human remains by taste. A second user points out that this is not true, bone is identified as not a normal rock by touching it to your tongue and seeing if it sticks. If it does then bone.

Third user shares a poem they wrote: mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

4th user is an archeologist and is crying laughing with a bunch of other archeologists and they're going to have shirts made with the poem.

I'm bald, like George Costanza in season 9 bald. The cheap wigs I've tried look like, well, cheap fake hair. They were also incredibly hot and itchy. At this point I think going around completely shaved or with a bandana as a head wrap looks best, but I still really wish I could present with hair.

I'd like to try a good wig but they're so pricey, and I'm worried that even if it looked good that it would be intolerably uncomfortable to wear all day.

Would anyone recommend trying out quality wigs, or is it just not worth the cost and discomfort?

Alt: The Daft Punk album Random Access Memories selling for $276, a good deal since it's usually $399.99. This is a joke referencing the increase in the price of computer ram.

alt: mastodon screenshot that says "Why is it that in motivating myself I have to be both the slacker employee and the hard ass manager, instead of just one chill productive dude."