Sometimes you need a little whimsy to get through the dark days.

But there are very good reasons why Bitcoin is very far from mass adoption as an actual currency.

Jurassic Rook FTW

"mild cases of death"

God I hate that I laughed at that.

I mean, out of all the heinous fascistic shit Trump has done, this is probably among the least egregious. Plus as a dark comedy enjoyer, I can appreciate this on a "who the fuck starts a conversation like that; I just sat down" sort of level.

The issue with calling in the National Guard... is that Trump could immediately federalize the National Guard. So then you'd have a bunch of ICE thugs with National Guard protecting them.

Trust me, a growing elderly population with a shrinking working-age workforce to sustain them is very much not a good thing.

Neurodivergence can manifest partly in the form of sensory sensitivity, which can include light sensitivity.

Given a lot of his known history, I have enough confidence to say he's a real one, unlike Obama.

The English Language Wikipedia probably wouldn't be hard, or Debian Stable.

All of Debian's packages might be a tad more expensive, though.

I mean, the case will probably be thrown out almost instantly—given that he's claiming that he's actually president instead of Trump—so really it's just kind of darkly humorous.

They can pay, sure, but that option also means potential disbarment.

Any fine is a paltry sum compared to getting a lawyer's license thrown in the bin.