Cold Storage (2026)

Laid back gig, but man some coworkers are over the top

I understand why everyone thinks Harambe's death was the reason but it's inaccurate. Harambe was just a symptom of the alteration to the timeline. It was actually a stone marten in a CERN transformer that changed our course in April 2016.

It actually wasn't the first time this happened either. Apparently there was a previous one that got fried and tossed. Maybe it's just in the former branch.

Anyway I think they started fucking with the continuum when Fermilab's scientists (who would eventually go on to work at CERN) had an animal named Felicia, a Ferret who would would clean Meson Lab accelerator though I suspect this was a cover story regarding their first experiments with mustelids, colliders and alternate reality back in 1971.

It's Steins;Gate IRL, but with weasels and transformers.

Obligatory fuck CERN.

Yarvin was married to Jennifer Kollmer, who died in 2021 in San Francisco of a rare hereditary cardiomyopathy and with whom he had two children.

Ivana died in 2022 of blunt impact injuries to the torso after falling down stairs at her home on the Upper East Side of Manhattan.

Thiel was in a long-term relationship with model Jeff Thomas until Thomas's suicide in March 2023.

Uh..

I had a boss named Matt who hung himself, was at his house tho. Wonder if there's a mug for that..

why does no one ever mention mutual aid?

sharable

we don't always have to use their exploitative slave making system. find small ways to benefit your local communities directly. better yet team up with others who are transparent about the efficient ways they try to accurately address the issues that are harming our people.

in reality, probably 30-40

this is my favorite regeneration.org a bunch of issues our world faces with all sorts of different solutions

Further proof the weasel worldline is a thing,

and obligatory fuck CERN.

Once again, the WEASEL timeline everyone!

Obligatory fuck CERN!

Will we ever reach Steins Gate at this rate?

That goddamn weasel.. fuck CERN

I feel like I got this at the dentist office with the receptionist once but could be I was the idiot in the situation. Late for an appointment by a little bit, two options seemed to be ask them if there’s still time or schedule a new appointment. All I got was a blank stare instead of seemingly anything reception related.

You’re right it’s definitely a nuanced topic where a bunch of questions like this, along with things like the brains development and maturation as a machine into 30-mid 30s would be important to discuss.

All I know is politicians who obviously can’t be trusted make laws that allow the interests of their donors/lobbyists to decide people can drink/smoke their products, go into porn/to war etc. Not an actual interest, understanding and desire to make sure people are allowed their inalienable independence while also “protecting” them.

I also know I was a hopped up lil shit who was more than happy to find my own ways of accessing things only adults should have, after gaining adult status felt like not only me but the people my age around me weren’t capable of realizing the actual repercussions of some of the choices we were making and even now I can’t fathom thinking I’ll be done developing until I hit dementia and/or death.

Maybe what we have now (varies across societies) is best but I’d think if we put our minds to it we could come up with something better. That being said if I feel so inclined to partake & given the option, I’ll still chose a Midwest bar with a 25-30+ age limit over the anyone over 21 option