Rookie numbers, rookie disease.

The Kennedys are known to have bad luck.. I'd say that chode is the worst of it... too bad it's on all of us.

The US famously tried to blow up Castro using explosive sea-shells (he liked collecting them, albeit not the exploding kind) during "The Bay of Pigs"

It doesn't. He retreats to his bunker to play with his model trains for the rest of his time.

This is the best outcome. We all know prison is out of the picture.

If you're familiar with old people or terrible leaders in bunkers...

It is a well known & popular fact that one pallet of adult diapers is exactly enough to supply Krasnov Agent Dependable for half of one speech.

The reason the government is hesitant to release the truth about intelligent beings on other planets & dimensions is because they have the technology to become invisible.

This technology is used to not only hide his front centaur legs, but also for the hiding of the unfortunate celestial beings that employ this cloaking technology for stealthy-like mid-sentence dementia driven bouts of full evacuation.

...it's bad enough these people are ugly on the inside, but another side effect of them being terrible is my feed is constantly just pictures of creepy saggy old white dudes.

For anyone curious about this magical process & wanting to learn more:

Plant exudates include saps, gums, latex, resin, and kino. Sometimes nectar is considered an exudate.Plant seeds exudate a variety of molecules into the spermosphere, and roots exudate into the rhizosphere; these exudates include acids, sugars, polysaccharides and ectoenzymes, and collectively account for 40% of root carbon. Exudation of these compounds has various benefits to the plant and to the microorganisms of the rhizosphere.

Not dirt, soil.

Soil is alive & full of nutrients, microorganisms & such.

Popeye: "Gimme the spinach, Wendy! Wendyyyy, gimme the spinach!!!"

To add injury to insult, Furnari recently broke his foot working on the statue, after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio.

“Is it cursed? Maybe. I don’t know,” he told the Guardian.

He got off lucky, sculptures have been known to do worse

I still don't know who this mofo is, but he looks even more dumb as hell every time I see him.

...kind of like how people say Mona Lisa's eyes follow you, only I feel like he is projecting stupidity towards me.

My thoughts exactly