Yeah normally in these older photos no one looks attractive but even with all the things you mentioned against her she's looking pretty good.

Turns out when he proposed his theory of everyone being attracted their mum he actually meant his mum.

I think it's simply that OP follows him, he tweets a lot, and OP is a Lemmy power user so posts his tweets here frequently. Any time I see his tweets it's always been posted by OP; I've seen some users suspect OP of being a bot but given the amount of regular comments they also post I feel like it might just be someone who has a pretty regular routine of posting stuff they've found during the day.

All just speculation from me though...

In case anyone else was curious and CBA to look it up: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_currywurst

I found out the other day this is being referred to as Mar-a-Lago face. Search it up if you like; I don't want to link to any news rags (Independent, Huffpo, etc), who are the only ones writing about it.

There was a now passed MC who was a prominent figure in 00s jungle called MC Skibadee.

Dillinja feat MC Skibadee - Twist em out

Probably because they're all bumping into each other. If you don't have many you can put them in a cocktail shaker or a plastic water bottle and shake them it works pretty well, but anything plastic will absorb the garlic smell of course!

His dad sends him to the shop to ask for red and white striped paint, which doesn't really exist as the paint would mostly mix together in the tin and make some badly mixed pink paint. The employee in the shop sees this is a gag and asks a follow up question: would he like the paint to be striped vertically or horizontally? So they are on the way back and only *then the realisation dawns on them that this is a massive wind up, which sparks a rage large enough to break the door.

Yeah looks like most shared basements in my city. Every apartment has a private lock up like you can see on the right hand side in the image with the number 6 on it.

I assumed that's what it stood for because it was listed as hosting tech-focused communities.

I made an account a long while ago when it was the only instance with any content but I'm just a lurker looking for memes and tech news. Feeling like I should change instance these days...

Where I live people have mixed langauge conversations fairly regularly by mixing their native language with whatever they're trying to learn - usually German or English, so that reaction is probably automatic.

At this point it's almost a rule in itself that the title has rule in it in some way so there are many plays on the word but that's not official it's more of a community driven joke. It also came from the original 196 community on reddit.