This satirical article is of course referring to the UK, because across the pond, the Trump admin refuses to release unemployment numbers for October.

Ditto. I feel so wiped out by reality. It’s nice to chuckle at articles like these, but dang do things feel bleak.

Well that’s the best use for a cybertruck I’ve ever heard.

and all the Marvel Comics movies.

Actually, I’m pretty sure they only care about misunderstanding the Punisher.

Oh, really? I hadn't heard that, but if so, that's disappointing. I actually found some of their headlines/articles to be equal to, or funnier, than The Onion's. I'm gonna be bummed if they've closed up shop.

"I can fly. I'm pilot." - Russell Casse, Independence Day