English is a dwarf language?

Third guy reminds me of Stanley Tucci'a character in the Hunger Games in both appearance and personality.

I'll never forget the day in sixth grade that I stepped out of the optometrist's office with my first pair of glasses. The individual leaves on the trees was the single most striking difference.

My personal reason for messing up Chick Fil A in my head is because there used to be a different chicken restaurant chain where I grew up called Krispy Chic. Not sure if any are still open, but all the ones in aware of closed down decades ago.

Ehh. Waffle House has the worst grits I've ever tasted, and there's no excuse for that in the South.

Not sure "mutilations and genocide" is much better...

A few years ago I moved from the Southeastern US to the Pacific Northwest. The upgrade in diner food from Waffle House to Black Bear blew my mind.

Which, spoonerized, is Yuk Fu. Still fitting!

Wouldn't happen to be named after this guy?

Adorable, regardless!