You don't have to shoulder that burden alone, my friend
I can fuck yourself when you get tired. We're in this together
They all had engaging soundbites, yes they did!
You know, I've been waiting for something to top spaghetti hentai and I think we found it
Nepotism is so dope, you get to do whoever you want.
Am I right, guys cousins?
Kinda ironic that Amazon.com is killing its namesake through its carbon footprint
Your self-awareness is a good sign. My predecessor was a self-taught cowboy coder with no one to draw comparisons with. He was the lead (read: only) software engineer at my company, barring fresh graduates that didn't know any better.
Then I came along to point out all of his anti-patterns & cruft. By that point, he was too entrenched & self-assured in his abilities to listen to reason. Some people have imposter syndrome, others are imposters that failed upwards in spite of their incompetence.
Sean, if you're reading this - fuck you. I'm still coming across code you refuctored
What? I thought airplane mode was so that you can fly the plane and give the pilots a break.
I've been holding my phone perfectly still in coach the entire time. Why didn't anyone tell me?
Hey, do you think these junkies go back to their crack houses & make mixtapes for each other?
Now that's what I call smash & grab music
But think about it. If we were the same, then we could both go fuck ourselves.
It'll be like killing two birds with one penis, y'know?
Imagine being able to trade in your college degree for a newer model
My headcanon says that Miyamoto was fixated on the name Zelda long before realizing it was a woman's name. Then he said "fuck it" and threw a princess in there.
I know that he actually took the name from Zelda Fitzgerald, but this is funnier.
We can all date ourselves by realizing that this episode is old enough to drink
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