[–] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

checks site.

okay.

hands pressed together, eyes squinting.

questions sanity.

jackiechanwtf.jpeg .gif AND .MP4, VOLUME BLASTED

calms down.

maybe the lebanese army needs to defend their country for fucks sake!?

this is planetary intergalactic new realm levels of bullshit I have never seen before!

they had all the time in the world to get the dudes remains, yet choose now to use it as an excuse.

the same nation that kills 270+ civilians in order to rescue 4 HOSTAGES!!!!

oh wow, come to find out america provided support for this and congratulated israel for the rescue massacre

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    holy shit your right lol...good catch.

    Makes me want to get out more so I can have real interaction with real peop-

    sees people walking around with meta glasses

    me: "Hey hows it going?"

    person(GEMINI 35.84 INTERFACE): "Human is approaching you, facescan assumes awkward, potentially hostile, he isn't tagged, there is no name above his head. do not speak with him"

    person: turns and walks away silently in a creepy puppet manner

    me: "What the actual fuck?"

    GEMINI 35.84: "Uploading unknown face into database to Stargate for analysis, no match, law enforcement has been called"

    News at 11: "A man has been incinerated by law enforcement in what officials are describing as a special unwanted persons removal operation"

    this shit could become real in a few decades. funny and depressing as fuck.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    theguardian: before Trump joined Isra-.

    you: No!

    theguardian: before Trump partnered with Iran.

    you: No!!!!!

    theguardian: before Trump got involved with th-.

    you: No!!!!!!!!!

    theguardian: before Trump slammed Ira-

    you: DEAR GOD PLS NO!

    you: NO!!!!!

    theguardian: befo-

    you: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago*

    America mid 2027: Wifi was used to track and locate the unique body signatures of thousands of draft dodgers in what authorities are calling an "unprecedented epidemic of anti-americanism". Canada and Mexico have agreed to cooperate with American authorities in rounding up these runaways tightening their border security.

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