I’ve taken to calling it “The service formerly known as Twitter.”

“Red Right Returning”

When two ships approach each other bow-on (that’s the front of the ship), each will see the red running light to their right. Which if my spatial reasoning hasn’t failed me, means that they’re on the left (port) side of the ship.

I hate to be the one to tell you, but at this point the hard right is the party.

Let it die, then the conservative wing of the Democratic Party will split off to give us an actual conservative party again.

I take a somewhat harder line.

Failure to pass an on time budget (no CRs) is treated as dereliction of duty and gets every seat in Congress vacated, requiring special elections, with no member so expelled eligible to run or be a registered lobbyist for at least ten years.

Guess what you turn into if you skip Jury Duty…