To think that a comedy show that aired for 5 hours per year (22 minutes (without ads) per episode, 13 times a season) ruined a generation is daft as fuck.

Fred Durst did more damage to Gen X. \,,/(^_^)\,,/

5 decade club reporting 🫡 and I'm tired too.

"If it bleeds, it leads." Drama leads to clicks, clicks lead to advertising, advertising = money. Same ol' story, its just super easy now with the internet.

So I sarcastically said we should name our new kitty Tupac. Then I made some AI slop that made the whole family laugh, then the name stuck.

Profit some times makes terrible decisions. In other cases, where cost has a relation to efficiency, profit does great. See also: capitalism.

They need a modern day tar 'n feathering. Water balloons/super soakers of some sticky substance (rubber cement? elmers glue? latex paint?) followed by air cannons of tinsel?

Good list.

‘Community’ very few comedy shows age this well.

OP doesn;'t mention how long they haven't been watching but I would add Arrested Development to the comedy show list.

"Report Created"

That list is a little short but I guess it does have to fit on a cheek (thx AI!) and its a start.

From what I've seen, the AI companies don't even know what to charge. For example, claude.ai finally made an API for user costs and we get this fun fact:

Values for a given date may be revised for up to 30 days as late events arrive and reconciliation runs. For invoicing-grade totals, query dates at least 30 days in the past.

I don't think you understood my sentence, we (the company) already offer plenty of choices. In fact we offer OpenAI (Codex, ChatGPT) as well as Gemini. I just admin Cursor, Copilot and Claude (and at one time we offered Windsurf, but that didn't have enough users to rectify the costs/time spent administrating it). What I am trying to tell you is that the fairly new companies, OpenAI, Cursor, Anthropic/Claude absolutely suck at making their product usable by the enterprise while Gemini and Copilot completely understand enterprise needs/requirements.

We already have Linux laptops (with enterprise controls). /edit Apple machines are primarily used though. We even offer Windoze if you really need it! (Some folks do.)

ctrl + f + goodhart

There it is 👍

From the enterprise admin of Copilot, Cursor & Claude....enterprise controls. Microsoft GitHub understands what companies need to run their products securely and successfully (at scale™).

/edit to add. Our Copilot bill went down due to change in billing type, mostly due to organization pooling of credits.