Surprise: Not a gunowner. But only because they learned guns and bullets have components that contain carcinogens.

Stephen King's The Stand, although I can definitely understand finding the process more frustrating than hilarious.

You might want to build up to it instead, but if you want Dick at his best, I think you should try The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch.

Zionism overrules all other laws, it would seem.

Especially when the Nazionists started bombing Beirut.

That sounds like exactly when you want to leave the US.

Oh I had to do that once in a traffic jam in Minneapolis 2021.

Oh sure, sorry about that: https://bsky.app/profile/megadraws24.bsky.social/post/3mltvgk53pn2r

About the same. Biden would have dropped out way earlier in the election if the media had been honest about how senile he was.

Oh please. Whoever gets the Dem nomination is going to continue all the evil warmongering and disastrous economic corruption Trump is guilty of, they'll just be less obnoxious about it.

Oh he absolutely does not have inflation under control, and his approval rating is plummeting as it gets more obvious that his fire-selling the economy of Argentina is a band aid on a gunshot wound: https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/articles/milei-approval-falls-argentina-inflation-181705477.html

Yeah, Mad Man Theory, which dates back to the Nixon Administration. It's debatable whether it worked back then, and it's definitely not going to work against a theocracy.