I'm sold! Besides, they're good clean-up crew and I assume they'll own the planet when we've nuked ourselves 💕

Cascadia (until 2022) worries me too. Did they form a truce, or did Cascadia fall?

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Hey!

If you languish for large periods like I do, maybe look into isopods! They come in fun colors, clean up themselves, and require less care than some finicky houseplants. And they're fairly cheap, to boot!

I will slog through so many menus and weird support numbers to talk to a real person.

I dunno I think it's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )... Cachy

(Spoilers: it trickles down from the parents.)

Love Ra.

Wait we're not doing Ra?

Love Set. Favorite God. Always has been.

I'm absolutely devastated. Thinky won't be the same :'(

Can-... Can someone do this for me? An adult?

"Lol", said the scorpion. "Lmao."

That's how I lure people into Linux!

"Remember when you turned on your computer and you didn't immediately get ads? It's like the 90's!"