I read somewhere that tux and gnu are in a relationship and Xenia is Thier rebellios adoptive daughter and it's my favorite headcanon

I mean I never had any issues with ThinkPad repairs ever, I think you still get parts for like real dinosaurs.

Damn I feel called out

Och nö nicht schon wieder

Who would have thought that the Nazi party is also a traitor to the country they "love" so dearly, nobody would have seen that

That's is probably what I thought about, pretty easy to get things mixed with my surface level documenty knowledge. Just remembered that there was a creature that gives you a boner and you may die if it's untreated.

Isn't there a snake venom that makes it hard for the rest of your life (without antidote)

Best headline 2026 so far lmfao

Unused ram is wasted ram. Change my mind

Why would they need an extra camera on a drone that already got two

Well it's a meme old as time, I bet you find cave drawings about it

Then maybe a ramp that flips cars to the middle of the road and the passengers get better seats or some kind of Convair system that drags cars into a shredder