[–] 1 point 6 months ago

THE LOVE FAIRY: Jessica Biel.
THE CRUSH: Angourie Rice.
THE VIOLINIST: Lola Tung.
THE HORNY TEACHER: Jordana Brewster.
ICE CREAM GAL: Ella Purnell.
FRIEND OF CRUSH: Jenna Ortega.
MILF NEIGHBOR: Diane Kruger.

Bro how are you going to give me Angourie Rice for free like that.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago
    • Avengers: Scarlet Witch (Elizabeth Olsen) - Reason: She's fucking neat.
    • New Avengers: Kate Bishop (Hailee Steinfeld) - Reason: She's fucking neat.
    • Web-Heads: Arana (Isabela Merced) - Reason: She's fucking neat.
    • XXX-Women: Phoneix (Sadie Sink) - Reason: She's fucking neat.
    • XXX-Force: Psylocke (Olivia Rodrigo) - Reason: She's fucking neat.
    • Sisterhood of Horny Mutants: Emma Frost (Samara Weaving) - Reason: She's fucking neat.
    • More Mutants: Magik (Anya Taylor-Joy) - Reason: She's fucking neat.
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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago*
    • Harley Quinn -> Lili Reinhart
    • Wonder Woman -> Adria Arjona (Had to look all 3 of these up, not familiar with any of them)
    • Super Girl -> Mily Alcock
    • Zatanna -> Dua Lipa
    • Powergirl -> Sydney Sweeney (I'm not a huge Sydney Sweeney guy, but I would have a blast just absolutely ravishing her)
    • Catwoman -> Ana De Armas
    • Poison Ivy -> Ella Purnell
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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago*
    • Bibi
    • Olivia Munn
    • Charlie Damelio
    • Samara Weaving
    • Anna Kendrick
    • Kendall Jenner

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    • Bibi (2)
    • Olivia Munn (+2=4)
    • Charlie Damelio (+4=8)
    • Samara Weaving (+1=9)
    • Anna Kendrick (+1=10)
    • Kendall Jenner (+2=12)

    Damn went a little greedy since I'm not particularly interested in many apart from Samara, and somehow ended up under by a bit.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago
    • Hailee Steinfeld
    • Chloe Bennet
    • Elizabeth Olsen
    • Ana De Armas
    • Margot Robbie

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    • Hailee Steinfeld (2)
    • Chloe Bennet (+4=6)
    • Elizabeth Olsen (+4=10)
    • Ana De Armas (+5=15)
    • Margot Robbie (+4=19)

    Damn. Guess it's Hailee Steinfeld.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago*

    This was my logic too, but I think the expected value of each girl is actually 3.5. Possible value are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,6, so the middle is actually 3.5. So 5 is your save bet (3.5 * 5 = 1.7). 4 and 6 would put you just over and just under (expected).

    Edit: Which may explain how you ended up over, but there is randomness so it's not a perfect science.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Alright, we're about to be greedy as fuck:

    • Lili Reinhart
    • Margaret Qualley
    • Emily Rudd
    • Madelyn Cline
    • Selena Gomez
    • Sadie Sink

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    • Lili Reinhart (3)
    • Margaret Qualley (+3=6)
    • Emily Rudd (+4=10)
    • Madelyn Cline (+4=14)
    • Selena Gomez (+3=17)
    • Sadie Sink (+1=18)

    Lets fucking go

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Alexandra Daddario: You Dominate. Olivia Dunne: Side Fuck. Laura Vandervoort: Anal.

    Emily Vancamp: You Dominate. Charli XCX: Titfuck. Isabela Merced: Titfuck.

    Virginia Gardner: Lapdance. Haley Lu Richardson: 69. Olivia Cooke: Titfuck.

    Kaitlyn Dever: Side Fuck. Amanda Seyfried: Titfuck. Cailee Spaeny: Lapdance.

    Maggie Q: Titfuck. Olivia Rodrigo: Side Fuck. Anna Camp: Anal.

    Seolhyun: 69. Emily Rudd: You Dominate. Emily Blunt: 69.

    Sydney Sweeney: 69. Emma Watson: You Dominate.

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