The FBI still has not released Hunter Bidens laptop.

Replace some of the labor you would use to pay for RAM and put it into learning a lighter weight operating system.

It's the only way to be sure.

put a swear word like fucking in your query

What I've come to expect from 'Breaking News'

Instead of 'You are what you eat.' it is "You are what you don't shit."

The vibrating egg you use to cheat at chess?

Thanks for your opinion, Mr. Wherewereyouwhenitmattered.

That knife might be a bit off putting, champ.

"Anyway he had it coming."

"We all have it coming, kid."

--Unforgiven

The joke's on them, we'll just weld the doors shut from the outside.

Holy shit it's true. I won't post the AI overview out of respect for the humans.