At that point he'd have been better off tbh

White girl version

Really as long as they are labeled correctly and not like dairy treat vs ice cream it's probably fine

Also swift saw a company had a worse accident rate and was like hold my beer I'm gonna buy em!

That's not a us xpress truck tho. That's not how they do their truck numbers

They feel a paycheck coming their way most likely

Do you even have kids? My daughter had low iron and all we had to do was give her less milk

Everything ends by slipknot has been stuck in my head lately. Everyone knows wait and bleed. But as I type this wait and bleed is playing in my head. The voting will tell you but you could just spread it out more if you think you doing too much

I have been found drunk in the middle of the night peeling away at an onion by hand and dipping it into a fast food bbq..

A drive to the store would have the wires showing. These tires weren't designed for this

I clicked to see the punchline and was surprised that it's a real story