The real problem is measuring flour by volume instead of mass.

"So you're saying I can dodge boss blinds?"

"No, Jimbo, I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to."

It's crazy that En Passant was one of the first moves added to chess, and now it's hardly ever used.

Return of Conspiracy Keanu.

"Did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his foot when he kicked the helmet in this scene?"

Yes

Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

Google Prima Nocta

I just finished touring Evan Williams distillery. I'll have to give this a try.

For my first playthrough, I got Valmiro as my beloved and thought that was just a scripted part of the game.

Do you remember Thunderhead?

Assigned Arch at birth