Why not rasberry pi with kubernetes?

Not only that but they also detect VMs so if you want to play it you have to dual boot

Those look like they are welded

Isn't java generally backwards compatible? I switch java versions willy nilly in my (small) projects and never really noticed any problems when upgrading the version

I am running 8 gigs on my piece of shit laptop, and i just have to make sure not to open minecraft and the browser at once, otherwise it's absolutely fine

They put me in a room.

Presumably it's to stop video scraping for ai training

That is one big-ass battleship board

That would be 1.27g/cm^3, so not that much denser than your average human

It's a fake image that is funny