[–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Have you ever been with someone who was into feet/sucked your toes/etc?

Also, what's the goofiest and/or weirdest thing you've ever been like "well, ok, i dunno why that turns me on, but whatever"? lol (Like, for example, a few years back I was dating this girl that had gotten these prosthetic vampire fang things from Wish that i didn't know about and had popped them in to try them on that night and I was all, "I've got something you can suck the blood out of" :-p

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Look, all I'm saying is: if Jesus died for our sins and you aren't committing any, then I guess I just want to know why you insist on making his death be in vain? I mean, I know if I was to go through a whole ass crucifixion and everything I would like to think it was at least worth it

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    God forbid our public servants step away from the telethon hotline for a few minutes to actually do any fucking serving to begin with or anything...

    But honestly, we're gonna table that for a minute cuz I feel like whatever the fuck you got goin on here might be more urgent

    Do you smell toast? You should absolutely google a list of stroke symptoms or something and compare notes real quick bro

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