Commitment to quality doesn't really mean anything. Generally you are lead to thinking good quality, but he could mean bad quality.

Good Nestle

Odds are the figure on the right is St Bartholemew who was skinned alive. He's wearing his skin round him

Remember them? Still hang them up and ones hanging above my head.

I like to think of myself as part time pond

Is the receptionist Mrs Raven?

Do you have collection lockers for parcel firms near you

Yes, I've always known them as elf cups

I didn't see wake up boo by the boo radleys in here.

It's about suicide

I believe it was originally a police acronym for: Council House And Violent

Much the same way in Scotland with neds ( Non Educated Delinquents)

I was an amstrad pcw 8256. Still have it in the loft along with that noisy printer.

I think the wording is more down to not knowing the circumstances at this time. Obviously people would be in the street celebrating, but it's not been confirmed if this was deliberate or some sort of medical episode. Expect the language to change when this becomes clear.