They rely on "random made up story that supports their beliefs" over anything factual anyways. Maybe throw Jesus into it for extra points

I learned that lesson with experts-exchange even before stack overflow. All sites will be bought out and enshittified.

The guy who killed Abe Lincoln by hammering his ass

The fuck? IE was absolutely dogs hit performance wise not to mention their non standard support of Javascript (JScript) was horrible. To accommodate IE you needed VBScript to perform well so basically a whole different site.

Netscape was always better but once they shoved IE on everyone you were left with doing 2 sites for a smaller percentage. Most corps flat out wanted IE only and VBScript / ASP and cut out the Javascript. Even then you sometimes had to do things ass backwards to make it work on IE.

Only if they grab a billionaire or Israeli

Is it really? People get popped for 0.00 and the cops just say they must be on drugs. After spending thousands in lawyer and court costs it gets dropped but you already went through the same (or worse) bullshit than if you were actually shitfaced.

Meanwhile cops drive drunk all the time.

My password is Hunter2

Wrong just like how harambe being killed got us Trump. Neil the seal would usher in president Steven Segal.

I'm betting that they will just ignore the ruling.

Whatever

Treason is anything our king dislikes or eats into the profit of our noble billionaires.

I think it was that one where if you paused the game every step you could avoid random encounters.