Unfortunately not. Showed up on my 14

Same phone, same OS. Try going to the last link from the post. That'll take you to the Store page. If it says "uninstall" then you didn't look hard enough. (Neither did I, tbh. I forgot to hit "show system apps")

typically neurodivergent, but I’d argue most

Yup. I'm (mostly) neurotypical, and used to unconsciously reach for a pen whenever I need to focus on reading code, or have important conversations. I don't click it, just need something to hold (and very occasionally bite on).

Now I consciously carry a "focus pen".

I'm sure Freud has something to say about the whole thing...

All the R have been bought and paid for. So have most of the D, for that matter.

That realisation was what made me doubt all of my childhood memories.

Kid me was sure there was at least 50 episodes of an hour each. Nope. Only 14. All less than half an hour long.

They're a satirical publication. So I'm not sure any of that is true.

Ehh, it's just a fad. The long-stick bubble is gonna burst soon. Just you watch.

But you can lock yourself in. During a house fire.

If you have MS Edge, go to edge://surf on the address bar.

Pros: Ski free. On water!

Cons: Edge

skipping rope without the tedium of jumping.

Oh cool. But WHY‽

I admire the hustle.

"Lol look at those suckers spending millions and not even getting a mention in the footnote. We printed a label and a fancy box, $20 tops, got a free photo op and a smile out of old boy himself. I expect a 300% pay rise next year."

I, too, am older than ever before.