Nobody thinks Iowa is hilly until you ride a bicycle across it.

Boys is that the fookin Viper?

Wow how could anyone see this happening?! /s

Looks like on the grey connector, in the middle is the catch, the little black part. Try a flat head to the left and pry up the grey bit that’s over the catch nipple. Careful whenever dealing with nipples.

Well duh there’s no profit in curing children’s cancer.

Can’t go wrong with a Japanese bike. A few suggestions I’ve not seen yet for ya good buddy; new tires, new air filter, fresh suspension fluid is usually forgotten about, check spark plugs. Those rotors look surprisingly good but always good to check the pads too. Good it starts but make sure she stops too haha. Ride safe.

Laws are for the poor and those not in power.

30 Rock, Will Arnett plays a gay version of Jack and it’s hilarious.

“You win sex against a man, that's the straightest thing there is”

Smol guberment at work

“Sorry Jim, we just don’t have it in the budget to give you a raise.”

“Not profitable”