Quaid Army!
What's in the broth?!!!?!?!?!???
Since dogs age about 7x faster, time for Air Bud: Hacker Pupz
Bostonia just doesn't work as well as Portlandia.
Spelling it out made me wonder: theres a Portland, Iowa (Portland, IA) too!
Are you cook shaming the french fried potato?!¿?!!?
Did anyone else think these drinks were having a smoke? Just me?
They do look cool... and refreshing!
Ivanka already had RSVP'd with her Plus One, anyways (and it wasn't him!!!)
Boy Don't Cry
It went a-drip, PLOP, a-drippy, a-drippy 'nother drip-drip-PLOP and it don't stop the droppin of the bad, bad, dookie, so much god damn dookie, 'til it be leaking out down by his feet.
Now what you smell is quite a mess; kinda like rotten beef.
Quaid Army!!!
Balky: "Don't be sanctimonus"
Monitor and report?