I currently use a refurbished dell Latitude 7390. You can find them relatively cheap.

Circhester in Sw/Sh, but that's because it is based off the city I live in of Bath, England.

It's surreal walking around it in game.

Agreed. It's what made me drop iPhone and move to android.

Have you checked out Google labs yet? It can integrate Bard into Gmail so you don't even need to leave the software.

So it's actually quite good. An acquired taste.

I personally do all my hosting with tsohost.