We should all strive to become reddit fucksmiths

I don't think you all understand, the T-Mobile CEO has a fiduciary duty to shareholders, which is a responsibility to act in their best interests and their sole interest is making money. If the CEO doesn't turn over every stone to find a way to make money or reduce costs, they're breaking the law.

Oh wait, you all do understand this horseshit better than most. Lemmy is my sane place 🥰

Can no one else manufacture semaglutide?

Lol I never noticed that before!

Mmmm 64 slices of American cheese...

The episode is called Rosebud. Burns and Smithers broke into the house and their plan of attack was to crawl on the ceiling with suction cups on their hands and knees to steal Burns's childhood bear when homer gets up in the middle of the night to eat 64 slices of American cheese. Which he does all night.

Ut! Aurelia Borealis?

Ehh we can and should do better than T9. ...but then the phone might start to become fun to use, drawing you back in... Bring back T9!

They should relocate their headquarters again, just too close to the factory still

Lol, if that's a feature now, Google has hid it 😞

Pfft, our moon is bigger. You're just a big ass comet that can't even do that right to get a tail.

I think it's also in reference to people getting fired over zoom. Also, it could be referencing how gen z will record their firings now and post them to tiktok to shame the company, LOL. I love gen z!

I feel sorry for those with tech OCD, it should be 128TB.