"For no reason?" Were you hatched yesterday, or something?

Fuck the Book Burners! All hail The Hand!

I can't even get my dog to use a doggy door, and they got these sheep to fly helicopters? Color me impressed!

"This message brought to you by Wormbo. Eat corn cream!"

At least they didn't get into Jordan Peterson lengths... those vids were short!

There's some dipshit in other threads that's convinced the only reason this happened is because the guy was rich. No other motivating factors. The Stockholm syndrome in this country is fucking bonkers.

For me with this ADD, a lot, honestly. But, if you've ever tried your hand at breeding in Ark, you kinda understand what is like to be a CPA in tax season.

This fuckin' thumbnail has been staring out from my recommendations for like a week. Now, it's starting to follow me.

I don't how metal this really is; i can read those.

You beat me to it.

Remember when NYPD watched a guy attacking people on the subway with a knife?

Big ol' (X).

Having worked in entertainment, i gotta say a lot of the sound guys I've worked with low-key deserve a good sternum punch. Not all of them, but there's enough douchebags to make this a happy fantasy.

Obligatory industry joke: why does thunder come after lightning?

Because even God has to wait for the sound guy.