I want a Spoof

Check with your internet provider if they use CG-NAT.

That setting on their end had contributed to me going bald coz I was scratching my head so much...

Basically search for your provider+cgnat

Details: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrier-grade_NAT

I know they removed the "don't be evil" from their motto, I just didn't know they added "be evil" to it...

This is fucking poetic

Nifty

The number of times this has literally happened is greater than zero

A+ for humor usage. Shitting on code is time consuming, so you're not going to get rekt by me...

Guardian of the Galaxy and Hyperspace.
I need a title like that

Don't forget, corporations are people too.

/s

I missed the nipple rubbing in his apology tho

He did say he was sorry
/s

Remember, lift from the knees, not the back